You guessed it -- More things to do with a Pumpkin

29. paint it white and pretend it's the full moon
30. birdbath
31. cut it in half for bookends
32. cut it in half for bonzai bowls
33. cut a slit at the top for a recipe card holder
34. overnight holder for your wig
35. OK, I did not suggest this myself, but here it is: Place it in the shower then pretend you are Norman Bates from the movie, Psycho.

More things to do with a pumpkin--they just keep on comin'

24. throw it at the neighbor's dog to get it to stop barking.
25. paperweight
26. hide a house key underneath it, so you'll never get locked out.
27. doorstop
28. send it into space on an unmanned flight too dangerous for people.

What is in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

I can't believe that this name was not already taken. Does anyone know Atlasta? This is not a typo. It is a condensation of At-last-a . . . (you fill in the end.) Everyone wishes for something - Anything - to come along. I am personally wishing for my dream job to come back, like a phoenix from the ashes.
What would be the modern equivalent of a phoenix rising from the ashes? Perhaps, $1.00 for a gallon of gasoline?
Which leads me to ask, why are gas prices going down now? Why, why, why? Is it because of the election? Why did they skyrocket in the first place?

Even More Things To Do With a Pumpkin

18. Cut it in half and put it on your head, then give yourself a haircut.
19. Demonstrate the power of an Oreck vacuum cleaner.
20. Play a short game of volleyball.
21. Split it in half, add a sail, then re-enact your favorite nursery rhyme: The Owl and the Pussycat; Wynken, Blynken and Nod; or Rub-a-dub-dub, Three Men in a Tub.
22. Make it into a cauldron and pretend you are Harry Potter.
23. Cut a triangle and hang it on the back of your buggy.